Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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