Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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