Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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