So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
