like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
