He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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