she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
God, I missed his penis.
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