im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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