if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
