thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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