fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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