I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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