their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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