i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
