i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
