Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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