maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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