and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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