im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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