I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
