Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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