I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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