May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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