How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Randomize
