Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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