My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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