We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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