I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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