I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I puked a lego.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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