you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
