I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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