I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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