At least make sure they are 18
Why
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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