Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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