yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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