I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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