so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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