I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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