I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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