Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Randomize
