adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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