I got chris browned last night
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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