why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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