Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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