NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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