she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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