FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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