yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I think I just sharted jello shots
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