I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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