You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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