My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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