she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
That accounts for only three of the penises
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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